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Topics: Aids, Necrophilia

Saturday, 31 October 2009

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This dead person didn't make it through airport security

WASHINGTON DC - President Obama on Friday announced the end of a 22-year ban on travel to the United States by dead people, fulfilling a promise he made to necrophilia advocates and acting to eliminate a restriction he said was "rooted in fear rather than fact."

President Obama signed an order Friday allowing dead people to enter the country.

At a White House ceremony, Mr. Obama announced that a rule canceling the ban would be published on Monday and would take effect after a routine 60-day waiting period. The president had promised to end the ban before the end of the year.

"If we want to be a global leader in combating population growth, we need to act like it," Mr. Obama said. "Now, we talk about reducing population, yet we've treated a dead sex partner as a threat."

The United States is one of only about a dozen countries that bar dead people from sitting next to their sex partners on international flights headed for the US.

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