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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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This happy goat may be lunch for a chupacabra

President Barack Obama added another Czar to his cabinet with the appointment of Kinky Friedman as his Chupacabra Czar. Friedman is a singer, writer, and comedian who has also run unsuccessfully on an independent ticket to be the Governor of Texas. His most famous song may be "I'm Proud to Be An Asshole From El Paso," a take off on "Okie From Muskogee."

According to the White House Press Office, the position of Chupacabra Czar will be to keep the President and the Cabinet fully informed of all chupacabra affairs and sitings, both foreign and domestic.

The chupacabra is a mythical beast that lives in the southwest. The name is Spanish for "goat sucker" and the animal supposedly attacks goat herds. While they have been spotted, none has ever been captured (information courtesy of Dr. Abel Rodriguez, PhD. of the University of Texas at Falfurrias Chupacabra Research Center).

When asked why he needed a Chupacabra Czar for an animal that is about as real as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, or the Abominable Snowman, Obama said that "I've come up with names of Czars for those too."

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