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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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'Having their cake and eating tit' advice from Miss March

Salt Lake City - (Mmmmm!): A 'Hot Mormon Muffs: A Taste of Motherhood' calendar is all the rage with Utah residents known for their espousal of the traditional missionary position.

The $15.95 calendar is jam-packed with tasteful booby pics, scanty underwear and girl-on-girl advice about The Perfect Brazilian.

And, in the words of Miss May, it gives devout followers the perfect recpie about 'having their cake and eating tit' without being branded a sinner.

Twelve lovely beauties are featured in the 2010 calendar which has been selling 'like hot cakes' statewide.

The glossy publication is sponsored by a well-known US dental floss manufacturer famous for its success in dealing with pesky pubic hairs in awkward cavities.

There are no plans for a fundamentalist version to be published, ever.

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