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Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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"Who Ya Gonna Call...??"

(Washington DC)-- President Obama is finally doing something presidents should have done many years ago. The Obamas are hiring some ghostbusters to rid the White House of an obnoxious spirit--the spirit of President Lincoln. The unhappy ghost has haunted the mansion since his untimely death in 1865.

The ghost has never been a problem, until now. Abraham Lincoln was the first Republican president, and he is very angry. Radios inside the White House turn on by themselves whenever Rush Limbaugh's program is on. Television sets mysteriously turn to the Fox News channel whenever Obama tries to watch a basketball game. Bibles and copies of the Constitution suddenly appear out of nowhere. Moaning and weeping is heard all through the night, and it scares the Obama kids.

The Obama's are having some ghostbusters fly in from Hollywood, Bill Murray will head the team. The ghostbusters plan to attack Lincoln's spirit with Obama campaign buttons and bumper stickers. They plan to play rap music around the clock until Lincoln's ghost gets so angry, his head explodes. Finally, they will have Barbra Streisand sing in person at the White House to make sure the Republican spook never returns!

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