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Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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P's 21st birthday gift from Uncle W.

Ponderosa, Texas - George P. Bush is young, telegenic and in a deliberate plan to appeal to America's fastest growing minority, half-Hispanic. He is also in the Reserves, carrying on the proud tradition of keeping American towns free of aggressive invaders.

George has long been thought of as "the One" to carry on the legacy into the fourth generation of this fascistic family. That's why a Hispanic woman was captured so as a Bush could breed with her.

"P", as he's called, has been carefully raised to be a Bush, in spite of the more intelligent genetic heritage he has been burdened with by his south of the border ancestry. Carefully training him to dampen out his intellect, P has already got a police record, no easy thing to do when daddy was Governor, Uncle W was President, Grandpa was a former President, and great-Granddaddy was a Senator.

"But P pulled it off", said Sheriff Bufort. "He had to scare us and his victims real good for it, but he shore rose to da challenge." The Sheriff is refering to when P broke into his ex-girlfriend's house at 4am to "chat" with her and her dad. And how when driven off by the frightened family, came roaring back in his car and gouged out their lawn by spinning around at high speed in their yard.

"That's my nephew!", said W. "Now if only he'd do a bit more of the nose candy, I'd think that I was the father!"

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