Written by Hydrogen Balloon

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Topics: Halloween, Ghost

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

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Casper Loves His Job With The Moving Company

Philadelphia, PA - Some local ghosts are ignoring the recession and have decided to open up their own furniture moving company. 'The Other Side Moving Company' opened their doors to business last month and they are scaring away all the competition. The workers for the company are all dead; they move furniture with spectral energy.

The company has twenty dead employees and seven moving vans. The employees are a boss's dream. They never call out sick, they never need health insurance and they never eat lunch.

The ghost movers are very professional. They can move the furniture from a 5-bedroom house in seconds. Tables and chairs literally fly into the moving van. Ghostly, spectral energy from beyond the grave prevents any damage to fragile items.

Some customers of the moving company feel a little intimidated by the workers. They are very, very quiet and don't even talk with each other. Sometimes they will let out a piercing scream. Sometimes they might cackle or laugh. All the workers seem to enjoy their job. Ghosts have always enjoyed moving furniture, and now they can do it for money.

'The Other Side Moving Company' has remarkably low prices. It only cost $10.00 to move an entire house from coast to coast. There is an additional charge though, hidden in the paperwork. Customers must pay $1000.00 per month for the rest of their lives or the movers will return for a prolonged visit.

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