Corcoran, California - Sean Penn is seeking an interview with a personal hero and idol of his, Charles Manson, who he has said he regards as "his father". Sean is said to want to star as Manson in a movie he hopes to make about his life and vision.
Sources say that Sean will first wrap up his hoped for interview with Fidel Castro, and finish up his work on the script "Milk II: The Cream Delivery". Sean is, however, eager to find a new way of pissing off the American public and further eroding his diminishing fan base.
Having embraced the cause of homosexuality and militantly violent communism, Sean had thought that he had done enough. But apparently not. Some still regard him as having "relevence" and "coolness", things that he hopes the Manson interview will dispel.
"But if not", said Penn, "I am willing to go further than the simple glorification of a mad dog killer. My agent is already seeking out child molesters, but only those who've actually killed their victims afterwards."
Sources close to Manson are expecting him to decline for the same reason that Castro is still expected to decline - Penn's just too weird.