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Sunday, 25 October 2009

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it.

Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopting two small girls and they plan on raising their family in the psychedelic culture which was created in 1960's by radical musicians.

Lohan says the journey she is embarking in was inspired by music she heard in Pink Floyd's psychedelic album "A Saucerful of Secrets" created by the band in 1968.

Lohand and Ronson say they will live their entire lives isolated in a small Tibetan temple they plan on building in the Tibetan mountains near a Buddhist monastery. They say they plan on home schooling the girls in the isolated temple just like boys that are home schooled in Buddhist monasteries.

Critics of Lohan say she has gone completely nuts and hope she will find spiritual healing in Christianity.

"They should adopt some boys and introduce them to the Catholic Church so they can join the boy's quire", said one Critic.

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