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Topics: Police, Women, Naked

Friday, 23 October 2009

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DENVER, COLO - My source, Captain Doolittle of the DPD indicated that S.W.A.T was called yesterday to the scene of a woman who had locked herself in the bathroom after drinking aspartame laced beverages, where she had allegedly removed all of her clothing.

"We have laws against nudity in Denver.", Captain Doolittle told me. This kind of thing is happening all over town. A woman goes into a bathroom, locks herself in there, and takes off all her clothes. "It's a violation of Section 22.334.235, paragraph 78", he told me.

"We used to overlook it, but now that the economy is slow, we need those fines. Our state is about 2 billion short of meeting our budget this year, so expect more of this type of thing in the future", the Captain concluded.

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