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Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Heavy Fighting Reported At The Radical Republican Headquarters

New York, NY-- El Presidente Obama is taking quick steps to isolate and punish the terrorists at the Fox News Command Center in downtown Manhattan. Dear Leader has sent the 82nd Airborne Division, including 50,000 troops and 10,000 tanks to punish the enemy 'news' organization. Heavy fighting has been reported with hundreds of casualties.

"I have had quite enough! I am so mad! I am the best person who ever lived, and they don't adore me!" whined The Glorificus Obama. "Why do they hate me so." he sighed as 100 slaves peeled grapes for His Lovliness.

News reports indicate radical Republicans Glenn Peck and Rushing Limbaugh were inside the besieged headquarters. The two maniacs dare to question Our Adored One!

Finally, Our Imperial Savior had had enough. He pushed a purple button on his golden throne with his perfectly scrumptious, adorable little finger. The Fox News Command Center then disappeared in a puff of smoke. His Divine Majesty raised his chin high and smirked.

"I am just so cool, aren't I??" lisped the silly little man. "Now, that all those annoying little twerps like Peck and Limbaugh are history, we can really see change!"

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