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Thursday, 22 October 2009

President Obama announced today his appointment of an Porno Czar. Many American industries are experiencing an economic depression, and the porn industry is no exception. Recently, it has fallen on hard times and has become dysfunctional. Obama feels that this industry is just to big to fail and what it needs is a government helping hand, in other words, a little stimulation, then it will be able to erect itself.

Obama has named Johnny Hanglow as his Porno Czar. Mr. Hanglow has a real passion for the industry, having starred in hundreds of hard core porno movies in 60's. He last appeared in a low budget, soft porn movie, in 2005.

Mr. Obama has had an intimate relationship with the porn industry for many years and believes that Mr. Hunglow is the only man that can solve the industry's sagging business problems.

Mr. Hunglow stated that the main problem the industry has is that it is to rigid in its presentation, and just doesn't represent at average American. Mr. Hunglow will direct the industry to be more democratic in its characters and story line and believes this problem can be licked by simply injecting more diversity into porn. Porn must represent everyone, not just the beautiful people, but the ugly, the obese, the disabled, the stupid, the very young and the very old.

Mr. Obama and his new Porno Czar believe that in the future, when the average American watches a porno movie, he or she will not only be stimulated, but will see someone just like themselves on the big screen.

President Obama stated that he doesn't want to be in porno, but in order to save the porn industry, the government must stimulate it. He also said that the government will withdraw from porn just as soon as it can stand tall again.

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