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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Lindsay Lohan is reported to be working on the set of her latest movie "Go Fish 2" which is a sequel to the 1994 lesbian film "Go Fish".

In the movie Lindsay Lohan plays the role of a restaurant owner who runs "Akina's seafood and sushi". During a late evening at the restaurant she meets a young lesbian who goes by the name of Daisy Squid. A romance takes off and Daisy Squid introduces her to a gang of ruff neck lesbians who like turning the town upside down with pranks and hilarious behavior. The action is intense and she is asked to do everything in the book to become part of the lesbian gang which goes by the name of "Holes Galore".

Problems occurred during the filming of the movie which caused time delays in the filming.

The actress Jane Seymour who plays the role of Daisy Squid was left undressed in a towel during a bathroom scene. Before the romantic scene was supposed to have begun, Lindsay Lohan decided not to go through with the sex.

Director Mary Jayson said in her complaint that actress Linday Lohan left in a huff over a minor issue saying that actress Jane Seymour opened her legs in a derogatory manner.

At the set Jane Seymour's demeanor was that of astonishment and frustration because of the delay in the love scene. However, the next day Lindsay Lohan came back to work to finish the love scene before the weeks deadline.

When asked about the problems she experienced during the filming of the movie Lindsay Lohan said, "I finished the movie scene regardless of all the problems because I feel I have a responsibility to queer filmmakers who represent the community.

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