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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Twiki's assailant told him, "I'll be back!"

New Chicago, Earth - Yesterday, a dented and scratched ambuquad named Twiki was found huddled in the back of Captain Roger's starship, with a distressed Dr. Theopolis laying helpless nearby.

It appears a sexual assault was carried out, as evidenced by the oil found in Twiki's waste outflow cavity located between his legs. Investigators were quick to interview Twiki and cast a dragnet to find the attacker of one of Buck Roger's closest friends, and the personal assistant of Dr. Theopolis of the Computer Council.

A shaken Theo was able to provide the needed information quickly. It so happened that a Terminator machine from the early 21st century, had a time travel accident that sent him to the 25th century instead of the 20th. Once here, the deranged Terminator realized that his mission was unfulfillable, so took out his rage on the hapless Twiki.

Colonel Wilma Deering led the hunt for the Terminator, Captain Rogers being once again captured by love struck Ardala. The Terminator was quickly brought to justice, and Twiki needed only one look at him to identify him.

"That's him! Wait till Buck gets back!", said Twiki, "Beedee beedee beedee!"

With that the Terminator was wrapped up with a ribbon on him, and shipped to the flagship of the Draconian fleet, where it is hoped that he can quench Ardala's lust long enough for Buck to overcome Tigerman and escape again.

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