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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Whatchoo Lookin At Mothafucka?

Mrs Skoob, wife of TheSpoof.com contributor Skoob1999 has been summoned by the Obama administration to be Czar for decency.

When we asked her about this, she told us:

"Fuck it."

When we told her that this was an important role in international politics, she told us:

"Fuck em."

When we asked if she had a valid contribution to make to international politics and climate change she told us:

"Go fuck yourself."

We then asked her about decency. She told us:

"Fuck it."

When we challenged her as to her qualifications to be a political representative, she told us:

"Stick the whole thing up your fucking arse. Ask me if I give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, and you, and especially fuck you! Wankers."

As we were getting nowhere, (apart from a swearing record) we decided to terminate this interview.

We'll interview the cock-sucking ho when she cleans her mothafuckin act up.

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