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Topics: balloon, Broadway

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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NEW YORK, NY - In a master-stroke of predatory marketing, Broadway's Nederlander Organization today announced that Colorado's Balloon Boy, Falcon Heene, and Donald, the Bubble Boy from "Seinfeld," will join forces and star in a new musical, "Le Camp En Plastique ('The Plastic Cage')," which will be mounted at David Berkowitz Theatre on 43rd St.

Nedferd Nederlander, President of Opportunistic Procurement, said, "We are simply thrilled to present the beloved Seinfeld Bubble Boy and America's newest reality victim, little Falcon Heene, in what promises to be a confounding clusterf*@# of music and marginal acting."

Rehearsals will begin after the proper plastic sheeting can be found for the Bubble Boy, so that his rehearsal space can be properly cordoned off, minimizing the chance that he will breathe in regular air and implode.

With the exception of the recent coerced tale his horrid father made him tell on national TV, Falcon Heene has no previous acting experience, as he is only six and a little slow, besides. Donald the Bubble Boy once sang the lead role of Mei Li in his grade school's production of "Flower Drum Song."

Esteemed Broadway veteran Nigel Tenderbum will direct.

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