Langley, Virginia - (Cowboys 'N' Indians): An internal security audit has shown the CIA took drastic action to counter President George W Bush's illicit wiretap program targetting senior Agency officials.
The President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) HQ was forced to codify all digital communications using the Navajo language during the White House onslaught on its criminal records archive.
Bush Junior suspected his vast criminal past had been encrypted by the CIA during the Clinton Administration because someone told him an obscure Amharic dialect kept popping up on the telecoms de-scrambler.
The Old Testament language was in fact a wiretap spoiler, citing Biblical passages about the consequences of incest.
Pawnee Chief White Eagle was one helluva Jack Daniels strategist.