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Friday, 16 October 2009

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Desperate homosexuals protest against their genetic she-wolfs in an effort to end their misery. The violent she-wolfs were attending a baptist church which the flatulent homosexuals attacked.

Hundreds of angry homosexual protesters targeted Latisa Jeferson's Holdout Baptist Church in California last Sunday.

The homosexuals were expressing their anger at Latisa, pastor of the Southern California mega-church, for speaking out in support of the Holdout initiative, defining relationships as a way to punish unrepentant males.

No violence was reported at Holdout, but there was plenty of hostility. One protester carried a sign saying - "Will your rights be next?" - with a Nazi swastika drawn in place of the "x".

Cindy Gorman, a receptionist at the church, told thespoof.com she has received dozens of angry calls from Homosexuals.

She said many callers have identified themselves as "gorilla gays" and have threatened her - "You're in big trouble."

"I got a call Monday from a guy who said 'Why do you hate us?' and I said 'We don't hate you. I personally don't hate gorillas.' And I think I took the ammo out of him, because I think he wanted a fight, and I wasn't fighting with him. And he said 'Well, why do you think Jesus doesn't love us,' and I said 'Jesus loves you to death,'" Gorman said.

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