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Friday, 16 October 2009

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Obama growing up in Kenya

Columbus, Georgia - Orly Taitz, lone crusader to unmask the foreign born communist dictator of the United States, has been fined $20,000 by one of President Obama's judges in an attempt to silence her.

While most citizens have bowed to the inevitable, and been satisfied with the manufactured "proof" of Obama's supposed Hawaiian birth, Ms. Taitz has continued to stick up for the right of all of us to be taxed and controlled by a natural born citizen, as opposed to a Kenyan born one.

Taitz has endured much ridicule, with simpletons from coast to coast mocking her about this being a "dead issue", given that "proof" was given about Obama's supposed Hawaiian birth even before his nomination, let alone his swearing in.

Undeterred, Taitz has continued to file motion after motion, lately on behalf of some soldier who sought to evade military service. Realizing that a communist Kenyan who wanted mandatory Death Panels for the grandmas of America had no right to order soldiers any where, Taitz strode forward to do battle.

That's when Judge Clay D. Land, appointed by George Bush, but loyal to Obama, decided to silence this noble patriot. He fined her $20,000 and in a scathing 43 page denunciation, warned her that if she didn't keep silent about Obama's Kenyan birth, she'd be subject to rendition, and a nice long stay at Gitmo.

Taitz currently remains defiant, and vows to liberate us all from this power mad, foreign born dictator.

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