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Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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The photo of the red panties that Mya wore when she performed her Paso Doble number. Bruno offered to buy them for $125.

HOLLYWOOD - Rhythm and blues and soul pop singer Mya Marie Harrison, who is known simply as Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

The stunningly sexy 30-year-old Mya, who has the face of a 16-year-old, but the sensational body of a 26-year-old knocked everyone out of their socks with her super hot Lambada rendition.

Judge Bruno Tonioli told her that she was as erotic as an amusement park roller coaster with her up and down, up and down pelvic thursts which bordered on being in the neighborhood of foreplay.

Len Goodman could not talk because his tongue was scraping his tie. Carrie Ann Inaba said that it turned her on so much she is seriously thinking of getting married, once she can find a suitable suitor.

Mya's dance partner Dmitry Chaplin said that he has never danced with a sexier looking woman including the Russian born Edyta Sliwinska, who if she wanted to could replace Viagra in ten minutes.

Mya, who was born in the nation's capitol told host Tom Bergeron that since appearing on Dancing With The Stars she gets an average of 330 email marriage proposals a day.

She said that she politely emails every one back and basically tells them thank you so much, but no thanks. She said that the only one that she has had a problem with is Hugh Hefner, who sends over one of his assistants to personally hand deliver his email marriage proposal.

Mya said that she is flattered but come on, the man is 83. She smiles and adds that he is old enough to be her own grandfather's grandfather.

When asked what she likes the best about appearing on DWTS she says that she loves the fact that they get to keep all of their stunning costumes, elegant shoes, and erotic underwear.

In a related story. Mya has said that her personal manager Max Edinburger is trying to convince her to put her costume panties up on eBay. She laughs and replies that no one would want them. Judge Bruno Tonioli overheard their conversation and said that he would write her a $2,000 check for her entire underwear collection.

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