Barack Obama is 'Not a Shagger', according to the Association of Presidential Stereotypes, said an official today.
"We divide Republicans into two categories, Crooks or Buffoons and the Democrats into Shaggers or Nice Guys. Obama is now only the second Nice Guy since 1960.
"Observers will notice that there is no entry against Bush 41. Given that he was a former Director of the CIA, we felt that we shouldn't stereotype him unless we liked waking up in a Guatemalan interrogation cell.
"Now that our determination is complete, the news media and entertainment industries now have the lead on how to correctly portray Obama to the public at large and also how to mock or villify him should he play against type.
"The full table now looks like this:
- Kennedy Democrat Shagger
- Johnson Democrat Shagger
- Nixon Republican Crook
- Ford Republican Buffoon
- Carter Democrat Nice Guy
- Reagan Republican Buffoon
- Bush 41 Republican N/A
- Clinton Democrat Shagger
- Bush 43 Republican Buffoon
- Obama Democrat Nice Guy