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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Roman Polanski's Swiss lawyer Burgdorf Zingen says he fears that if Polanski is not released from jail he may just escape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has confessed to one of her best friends Tiffany Tiffacaloochi that she has received an email from Roman Polanski.

The Tiffster, as her high school PE teacher calls her, asked Miley who the heck Roman Polanski is. Miley told her that he is that man who is locked up in a Swiss jail and who does not want to get extradited to the U.S., and especially not to Texas, where Governor Perry will turn him into a human fajita.

Tiffster asked what Mr. Polluted did to get thrown in jail. Miley said that she heard her father say that 32 years ago he was real mean to a young girl and then when he was going to stand trail he ran away to France like a sissy punk.

When Miley was asked why he chose France, Miley answered because he was able to convince the French government that it was all the young girl's fault.

Tiff thought for a moment and then told her best friend Miley, "Ya know what girlfriend, I hope that Mr. Polecat gets his cry-babying caboose sent to Texas.

Miley grinned. She gave the Tiffster a high five, a low five, and a fist bump and said, "Yup, I could not agree with ya more partner."

Miley Cyrus' new album should be out Thanksgiving week. It is a tribute to her new found love with all things of a dietary nature. The album is entitled, Dancing To The Riboflavin Two-Step.

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