Written by MonkeyInTheBath
Print this

Friday, 9 October 2009

image for Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him.

The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the potential to be the greatest woman in the universe, if only he was a woman. Of course, it is a minor failure that he is not female, but we feel that as he has only just become famous there may be some potential there for the coolness of Barack Obama to rub off on our pathetic little prize."

Other contests have been said to be desperate to award their prizes to Obama in the hope that some of his coolness may rub off.

Make MonkeyInTheBath's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

9 2 16 25
121 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more