In a move nearly as mind-boggling as his winning the Nobel Peace Prize, it was today announced that President Barack Obama will be replacing the foot-injured Tom DeLay on ABC's ballroom-fest, "Dancing With The Stars."
"It isn't something I'm really known for, but I can fake it with the best of them," the President was quoted as saying. Ironically, it is the same statement he made earlier today regarding his Nobel Prize win, and identical to one he made earlier this year when an ill child asked him if we would "weely, twooly" have national healthcare.
Mr. Obama's first dance on DWTS - the quickstep - will occur Monday night. He will be dancing as fast as he can, as has been customary thus far in his term.