NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, political pundit, and self-proclaimed world's most smartest individual Rush Limbaugh is asking that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee take a recount on President Barack Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
The thrice-divorced guru of GOPism says that in his ever mindful mind there is just no way in hell that Barry Obama (his exact words) could have won the most cherished prize in the world; even greater than winning the Academy Award for Best Catering Service.
Limbaugh, who some say looks a lot like Ann Coulter, but only much fatter, much better looking, and not as hairy, said that if the Nobel Peace Prize committee does not agreed to a vote recount then he will resign his membership, and demand a refund of his $47 yearly membership fee.
When President Obama was told that Limbaugh is asking for a recount, he smiled and then said, "Now let me make sure I get this straight. You are telling me that fat boy Rusho does not like the fact that I kicked everyone's friggin' ass and won the Nobel Peace Prize fair and square?"
When told that he had it all in a nut shell, the president said to get the word back to Limpbaugh (his word) that he will be instructing the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, and the IUD to keep a very close watch on his Republican a*s.
Meanwhile, Los Angeles Dodger superstar Manny Ramirez when told that President Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize put down his baseball bat and said, "Brobama ease too much deserbing of dee Nobel PP. I ease as happy as an old woodpecker in a pinata factory."
In other news. Reports coming out of Tinsel Town (Hollywood) state that longtime leading man George Hamilton has been rushed to the hospital with a spray tan infection.
More when we get it.
WRITER'S CREDIT: I would like to thank my good friend and devoted fan of Manchester United Spoofer Skoob for graciously allowing me to use his five word column closer, 'More when we get it.' And as they say in Buckingham Palace...good day mate.