Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: Nobel Prize

Friday, 9 October 2009

The RNC was quick to react today to the announcement that President Barack Obama had won The Nobel Peace Prize. MIchael Steele, Chairman of the RNC, in a quickly put together press release said "This means nothing! Everyone knows that the Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk. What does it mean? A bunch of egg heads sit around drinking Lattes and eating tofu and decide who is going to get their little gold medal....we are Americans here...and we will decide who the good guys are!

Other leaders of the party were quick to respond. Congressman John Boehner speaking from the floor of The House of Representatives said...." I say we take a delegation to Oslo and kick some ass! They must be brain dead from the lack of sun. Do they have tanning beds there?"

Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina followed by jumping up on his desk and shouting...."Norwegians lie!

Senator John McCain took to the senate floor. With Joe Lieberman standing by his side looking bilious and Senator Lindsay Graham on the other side nodding his head and grinning with his hands in his pockets, Senator McCain spoke in grave tones about the dangers of rampant peace activism. "My friends, said Senator McCain, 'We cannot let the world make us into some kind of pussies I say...Bomb...bomb...bomb...Norway'

As McCain finished, the entire Republican delegation stood as one, yelling, throwing their fists in the air and grabbing their crotches. The session was ended abruptly.

As word of the peace prize exploded around the internet,others were quick to respond. The NRA in a scathing statement which read in part..."Never in the course of human history.....etc...etc...and then made the extraordinary offer to give every man woman and child in the USA over the age of six a AK-47. The statement closed with the following...."Damn the peaceniks...and full speed ahead"

Talk radio quickly followed with Bill O'Reily doing a full hour "Special Comment" devoted to the subject of "Sissies" At the end of the hour and for emphasis, O'Reilly beat up a crippled midget on camera while Glenn Beck spent his full half our on Fox News shouting.."The British are coming...the British are coming..The British are coming"

Unknown to anyone in the world...and for the first time in thousands of years.....God looked down........and had a good laugh!

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