House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanistan.
Although cameras were forbidden, the two emerged with hair disarranged, Pelosi with a red spot on her cheek and Reid walking funny.
Reid immediately straightened up and stated that they were ALL in agreement with whatever the President decided but as he was talking, Pelosi was behind him making a motion of a male masterbating.
Then while Pelosi started in on how we should bring all our troops home, Reid managed to cross his eyes and stick his tongue out the side of his mouth.
"That's not what we agreed", stated Reid as he covered his family jewels and kept his distance.
That was when the president himself came over after hearing of the fight and placed an arm around each, but as soon as he uttered the word, "Health Care", both Pelosi and Reid untangled themselves and ran screaming out into the parking area.
Upon hearing all this taking place, on his ass and on the air, Rush Limbaugh said he hadn't laughed that hard legally for years.