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Thursday, 8 October 2009

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"Not Another headache?"

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!"

If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article!

For some silly reason, a new survey published in The Truth Tattler has found that the popular slacker term of indifference irks almost half of Americans, the female half.

However, the word "No" was the first choice of 99% of all men and has always been, so they mostly poll women to get a different word each year.

"Whenever I hear a guy or even a woman say, 'Whatever' I get very annoyed", stated one lady that was part of the poll. "It means that they don't care and may be tired of hearing you talk."

However, a man they allowed onto the survey immediately stated that "No" was the most annoying word, 95% of the time from a female.

"Your own wife will hit you up with it sometimes and no amount of pleading will help and she'll kick and scratch all the way to being firmly led to do her wifely duty."

"Oh, she will claim to having a headache, a toothache, that her mother is in there napping, ANYTHING to get out of it."

"Of course sometimes I have a headache and she's giving ME the eye and you know what I do, I say "NO!" hee hee. Got to get your own back. Of course, by then I'm downing fifteen aspirin and two Viagra tablets....then I claim I was just seeing how SHE felt to be told 'no' or that I was just being coy or whatever it takes once the pills kick in."

Still, it's "Whatever" in 2009 according to the survey.

"Whatever is fine with me because that to me means 'YES!'"

Sir, the article's over.

"Whatever......shit!"

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