A man on vacation in Florida was blown away today in the midst of Hurricane Shanique, which struck in the early hours.
The man in question who can not be named, because nobody knows who he is, was strolling along the beach when the disaster occurred. He was blown away leaving only his shoes left lying in the sand. One witness said:
"I was walking along when the hurricane hit the area, I saw the man get swept into the air by the gusts and disappear into the horizon. It was pretty funny!"
There has been some controversy as to how the witness was not blown away as well, however it has since come to light that he is a fat tub of lard.
The man's identity is still unknown however his family have been informed anyway, through the use of the new public service website blownawayfamilyfinder.web. Set up by the creators of Friends Re-United it helps to locate the loved ones of people who have been blown away. The business has been a whirlwind success.