Mobile, Alabama - (Cell Phone Scam): Judge Herman Thomas has been indicted on multiple c[o]unts of shagging a spineless fifth column of perpetrators.
A former Democratic Party hot pick to be the first black feral judge in south Alabama, Thomas is charged with sodomy, kidnapping, extortion, sex abuse and assault.
His attorneys say he's being victimised with a 'high tech lynching' because of kinky S&M shenanigans with under-age miners in his judicial orifices.
They have launched a defence explaining Judge Thomas was merely grooming the convicts for future life outside bars.
"Bang goes his Supreme Court nomination if the jury won;t acquit!" a court source commented today.