Washington - The Obama administration is taking heat over new interrogation techniques for terrorists that some say are lax and even pleasant.
No longer able to use water boarding interrogators are now limited to playing terrorists Joey Heatherington videos and giving them massage therapy, tennis lessons and upscale catering. What used to take several hours of conventional torture now takes two to three months of pampering along with coaxing and sometimes even begging with no guarantee of results.
Guards say now that prisoners know the new program is in place they have become demanding and disrespectful as well.
Guard Roscoe Billups, who has twenty years experience, says he has seen nothing like it.
"Prisoners used to be happy to have a cot and a pot to piss in. Now they want three hundred count Egyptian cotton sheets and monogrammed boiler suits."
"Next thing you know we'll be wiping their bum."