OGALLALA, Nebraska - Hip-hop singer Chris Brown in town for a sell-out concert performance at the 214-seat Corn On The Cob Coliseum stated that he would like to someday star in a Roman Polanski directed movie.
The 20-year-old ex-boyfriend of the popular singer Rihanna said that he feels that Polanski is being treated very unfairly by the entire world news media.
The far from innocent Mr. Brown said that he feels that the Swiss government tricked Polanski by offering to present him with an award.
Lucky Chris, as his probation officer calls him, said that Switzerland and the United States conspired to arrest Polanski in order to turn him over to the United States so that he may be tried for a crime he committed in 1977.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Well duh Chris. I mean dude/bro. Damn if you were any smarter you could take Rep. Joe Wilson's job.]
Brown has told the hip-hop, rip-rap publication Yo, I Got's Your Quote Right Here Bitch, that he has written a rap song about the horribly 'unfair' way that such a highly respected director such as Polanski is being treated. The name of the rap song is "Walk A Mile In Roman's Sandals."
He said that he is donating all proceeds from the sale of that song to help with Polanski's legal defense fund.
[WRITER'S NOTE: And let's hope that any leftover money will be used to fix Polanski's 'hairdo from hell.']
SIDENOTE: Chris was asked if he plans on visiting his hero Polanski in prison when he is extradited to Los Angeles and he replied, "Jail? Hell no! Man you ain'ts gonna be seein' this effen black bro's butt anywhere nears no effen funky ass jail no ways, no hows, no shit!"