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Thursday, 1 October 2009

With the motto...."Let them really know, you carry concealed" the government today announced a new program to reduce the number of concealed weapons currently flooding our nations streets and rural areas.

With slogans like......"Feel good about yourself....Trade Your Rod for a Cod" the Obama Administration hopes to reduce the number of lethal weapons on our streets. A spokesman for the administation stated...."We all know that carrying a concealed weapon is as much about attitude and self confidence as it is about self protection. It is about being a REAL man.

While not directly affecting the second amendment, the right to keep and bear arms, the new program has drawn thousands of men from across the country.

When asked about his new Cod Piece, T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC said...."Damn betcha, I traded in my AK-47 for this here piece. I was at the beach last weekend and you should have seen the looks! I'll tell you one thing" he said while gripping his crotch....."I'll give you my Cod when you take it from my cold, dead hands"

The government spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity stated that The new Cod Piece is delivered in plain brown wrapper and is available in Large, Larger.
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