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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Aaron Carter's twelfth grade high school picture.

LOS ANGELES - Aaron Carter, who is currently the odds-on-favorite to win this year's Dancing With The Stars has been accused by some members of the media as being a little bit on the 'cocky' side.

The hip-hop, romantic balladeer says that he is really not the cocky-type, but when his words come out in print they take on that aura.

The 21-year-old Carter is the younger brother of Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys.

Errand, as ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan called him, said that just because he tells a disc jockey that he is going to kick everyone of the other dancers butts and then mop up the floor with them does not necessarily imply an air of cockiness.

He adds that if he had remarked that he was going to kick everyone of the other dancers butts, and mop up the floor with them, and then toss them outside into the dumpster, then that would definitely imply some degree of cockiness.

Aaron's dance partner Karina Smirnoff (which is pronounced Vod-ka) said that she has seen Aaron in various stages of undress and he is certainly not cocky.

She added that he does have a rather large uvula, but that his other body parts are all perfectly normal.

Another of Carter's ex-girlfriends, Hilary Duff, was asked about the claim that Carter is in fact quite cocky. She blushed and said that she would rather not discuss any personal and intimate details of Aaron or any boy that she has dated within the past two years.

Hilary then added that her new single "Don't Play With My Heart, Play With My Lips" will be in record stores next week.

British Judge Len Goodman pointed out that 'Airy' the little blonde bloke does have a bit of an outgoing cockiness demeanor about him. Judge Carrie Ann Inaba said that she agreed with the crotchety old grouchy Englishman.

Italian Judge Bruno Tonioli just sat and grinned like the Sicilian cat that ate the Sardinian canary and said that he did find Aaron to have a very pronounced cockiness-flavor.

In related news. Ex-Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin who is partnered with the beautiful 6 foot 1 inch Moscow native Anna Demidova told Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron, "Yo Tommy, my little cracker bro, you know this dancin' bitness it taint bad at all."

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