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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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No f***ing f***ed up f***ing way! *&$( &%&^ #$^ you!

WASINGTON DC - The press secretary at the White House publicly threatened to curse, "Just like Jenny Slate" in a press briefing, according to reports circulating on the internet.

"I'm gonna f***ing curse so much you will forget about the f***ing Jenny Slate. It's about ratings. We will win the f***ing ratings war. We will be number f***ing one, or I'll just stand hear and say f*** all day long. And you can f***ing bet on it", the Secretary allegedly stated.

"You think SHE can curse. F***. I'll bring f***ing Obamba out here. He'll make your f***ing hair curl."

At this point, members of the secret service tackled the Secretary and took him out of the sun.

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