WASINGTON DC - The press secretary at the White House publicly threatened to curse, "Just like Jenny Slate" in a press briefing, according to reports circulating on the internet.
"I'm gonna f***ing curse so much you will forget about the f***ing Jenny Slate. It's about ratings. We will win the f***ing ratings war. We will be number f***ing one, or I'll just stand hear and say f*** all day long. And you can f***ing bet on it", the Secretary allegedly stated.
"You think SHE can curse. F***. I'll bring f***ing Obamba out here. He'll make your f***ing hair curl."
At this point, members of the secret service tackled the Secretary and took him out of the sun.