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Tuesday, 29 September 2009

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Fugitive from justice Roman Polanski scares Omaba shitless

Washington - (Dead Kennedys Biz): Sure, it's been widely billed as a 20 hour round trip to Copenhagen's 2016 Olympic Games presentation show, ha ha.

But is the White House really readying the Presidential runabout for a madcap dash to Denmark?

Some think not.

A deep throat in the Democratic Party reckons Obama is preparing a decoy flight - while Airforce One secretly wings it to Zurich to spring Roman Polanski out of jail.

The 76 year-old moviemaker's talent for evading capture may owe much to his exceptional grasp of pervy American social hystery. Especially among Democratic Party grandees.

"Now that the Dems' omerta-keeper Sen Ted Kennedy is RIP Polanski must be hushed!" a Du Pont Circle janitor commented.

"Springing him into hiding is the Dems only option!"

Marilyn Monroe once called the Polish movieman a walkiing disaster.

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