LOS ANGELES - A representative for MGM has reported that Joan Rivers, 91, Grandma Lee, 92, and Cloris Leachman, 96, will soon begin filming the motion picture Charlie's Angels - The Varicose Vein Years.
The script was written by the husband and wife writing team of Eric and Arleen Scoggintree who have written such well received movies as A Freckle Named Spot, Stop Tipping The Tippecanoe, and She Sure Does Have One Pretty Tiddlywink.
The movie will also co-star Burt Reynolds, 90, as Charlie, Ozzy Osbourne, 91, as Marley, and Jack Nicholson, 92, as Farley.
The film's director Spinoso Alfanello confided that the film's makeup artist Antoine Badminton will be paid three times the normal rate for the obvious reasons.
Alfanello stated that the movie will be filmed in some of the most exotic locations in the world including Plymouth, England; Plymouth, Massachusetts; Plymouth, Montserrat; and Plymouth, Iowa.
When Alfanello was asked if by any chance he had any stock in the Plymouth Motor Company, the Naples native became extremely defensive and refused to answer on the grounds that he did not fully understand the basic premise of the tremendously rude question.
The question was repeated and Alfanello stormed off saying that he had to find a men's room so that he could, as they say in Detroit, empty his radiator.
Larry King did confirm that Spinoso Alfanello owns 80,000 shares of Plymouth stock.