In a stunning announcement that surely will raise an outcry from many mainstream religeous leaders a spokesman for The Birther movement has isuead a statement that maintains that Jesus was not born in Bethlehem in Jerusalem as has been believed for over two thousand years.
"He was NOT born in THAT Bethlehem says the spokesman for the group. He was born in Bethlehem Pennsylvania, he certainly was NOT a JEW, and his father was NOT Joseph, the carpenter, but Joseph the Plumber.
We now know that his real name was Jim McCorkle, he was a blue eyed blonde person who walked the hills of Pensylvania and West Virgina spreading the gospel. He was NOt some dark skinned a-Rab who dressed like a sissy. The Hollywood and New York JEWS, faggots and commies have sold the myth of this here Jesus for too long. Let them show a REAL birth certificate for this guy. We don't think they can......and We say to all REAL Americans.....
It is time to put Jim McCorkle back into Christmas!"