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Topics: Protest, Men, Sexism

Sunday, 27 September 2009

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Wisconsin- Over two thousand American men were marching and protesting outside the building of the Madison National Organization for Women in Wisconsin. They were declaring sentiments in a manifesto written by the leader of the men's group.

David Johnson the leader of the men's group told the Associated Press that his group plans on promoting foreign marriage agencies across all fifty states to finally give the feminist and local women the cold shoulder.

Asked why he decided to create the manifesto, he said that for too long men have been standing on the side lines while their masculine gender has taken the worst beating in all of human kind's natural history.

He said, "Men in this nation are tired of being condemned because of women and feminist!"

His idea is to unite all men to just one goal which is to marry foreign women and completely ignore local women. He said this will send a clear message to the feminist that changes to the future are now at hand.

He further argued that women always get the upper hand during a divorce, women are always seen at victims even when they victimize men, it's too easy for a woman to lie about a man and men have never been taught that it is alright to let go and move on.

Mary Henderson from a local lesbian organization who was opposing the men's march told the Associate Press that the men's group has the wrong idea.

She argued that the problem stems from the cruelty of male lawmakers who constantly make laws to victimize men of their own gender.

David Johnson replied to her remakes by saying, "It does not matter whose fault it is, men will finally break free by marrying foreign women and that is all that matters."

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