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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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"Say There's A What Coming After Me?"

Residents of Washington DC, the nation's capitol were awaken Sunday morning by a drone military explosive devise that was checking the neighborhood looking for President Barack Obama, after the misspelling of one letter as the drone was sent to wipe out Osama, ten weeks ago.

"That thing has been all over Europe while Obama was over there and nearly got him during the beer conference but somehow missed, even after Michelle's mother told the drone where Obama was at the time", stated Major General Mudd in Afghanistan.

Apparently the drone was fired in Afghanistan and it has taken it this long to reach the US.

One of the president's half brothers reported the drone was in Kenya only three weeks ago and gave him a good looking-over but finally shrugged and headed across the Atlantic.

"I shit my pants for nothing. My brother will have to purchase me anothe pair of pants", stated Booga Booga Obama.

Meanwhile whole squads of special units have been scrambled all around DC, Maryland and even into the mountains of West Virginia as the instructions on the drone stated "Osama In Mountains".

"If Obama's mother-in-law will quit helping the thing, we should be able to destroy it soon", stated Major General Mudd.

Meanwhile, the President is said to be somewhere in one of VP Cheney's old Undisclosed Locations.

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