A consortium of radio talk show hosts, Birthers, T-Baggers and Republican politicians today anounced a national "Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day" The announcement came amid the growing cries from the conservative movement that the Obama adminstration is trying to curtail free speach.
Orville Burton, a spokesman for the T-Baggers stated "We know what they are going to do...first it's the census workers trying to find out who we are so they can send us to camps...then it's indocrinating our children....then it's the gobmint takeover of Medicare....well....not on our watch. We are will find out just how much our first amendment is worth. On October 1st we are going to have a national day of yelling fire in a crowded theatre....and it will take place all over the country all day and we will not quit until we have covered every theatre in what was this great country of ours.
Our members will be stationed outside of all of the theatres with AK-47's and first aid kits to asist any injured. This is the time to water the tree of liberty and we damn well will not tolerate any one that tries to disagree"