AUSTIN, Tx - A giant newborn Texan has become a tourist attraction, with thousands of people crowding a hospital to see the 87 kilogram (192 pound) baby boy, his mother said Friday.
Billy Jo Bubba, Texas's heaviest-ever baby, who is 620 centimetres (244 inches) long, was born by modified Caesarian section wherein the incision is made the length of the mother's body at Green Jolie Valley Hospital.
"I feel very relieved. I could hardly breath.. My baby brought me scads of hemorrhoids," his mother Jo Anne, 51, reported.
"My baby constantly wants to keep eating barbecue with aspartame sauce. My milk isn't enough, so we're having to give him a few of the neighbor's cows to eat," she said. Texans always eat their neighbors' cows first.
The National Aspartame Society stated that the giantism has nothing to do with the mother's consumption of aspartame.