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Friday, 25 September 2009

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The Pentagon gave Bulger a secret ID and $100,000 per annum

New York - (Rotters): Octogenarian racketeer, conspiracist, extortionist, money launderer and Bush Family hedge fund bagman James 'Whitey' Bulger is livid.

Someone has blown his Pentagon ID of the last 40 years and named him as the man that Michael Jackson RIP 'most wanted to lay his hands on', according to reports.

The dead singer has been in the news this week amid stories he tried to bond with Bulger and his machete gang but was rebuffed by red tape.

Bulger has topped the FBI's most wanted list of justice fugitives for over a decade.

Bureau intelligence sources reckon he was the brains that groomed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff into Wall Street.

And bankrolled the freak show machine that created 'Barack Obama'.

Debbie Rowe is his granddaughter.

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