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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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The right shoe of Tom "The Dancing Dude" Delay during his live performance on Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - Italian Judge Bruno Tonioli said on a recent Dancing With The Stars that former Speaker of the House Tom DeLay is crazier than Sarah Palin.

Tonioli made the statement after seeing DeLay burning up the dance floor with his unbelievably amazing dance moves.

Judge Carrie Ann Inaba remarked that if they ever do a sequel to John Travolta's Saturday Night Fever, they could call it Saturday Night Fever - The Geritol Years, and the producers could cast Tom DeLay in the lead role.

British Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman said that he liked Tom (DeLay) so much that if he was a girl he would ask him out on a date.

He said that he wouldn't want to necessarily get in 'her' knickers, but he would surely consider some 'light petting.'

DWTS host Tom Bergeron quickly added that, that was TMI (too much information).

Carrie Ann Inaba put her hand to her mouth, stood up, and headed towards the little girls room.

Bruno just sat there grinning like the Siamese cat that ate the Canadian canary.

Meanwhile Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told Wolf Blitzer that she saw the former speaker of the house Tom DeLay's television dancing performance.

She confessed that the 62-year-old Tom DeLay is hot. She also remarked that the man can flat out cut a rug.

Pelosi said that she will be having her people contact DeLay's people about making a congressional dancing video starring him and her.

The speaker of the house said that all of the proceeds from the sale of the video will go into The Presidential Stimulus Package Fund.

SIDENOTE: There is no sidenote today on account of Gertrude Odetta Grunbaum who works in the Sidenote Department apparently somehow managed to misplace it. It's funny 74-year-old Gerty O, who is about 19 pounds overweight never ever seems to misplace her lipsticks, or her cellulite cream, or her tampons. Just saying.

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