New York, NY - (Fox-Among-The-Chickens): White House security was fine toothcombing Barack Obama's debut UN address today amid reports WNYW anchorman Ernie Anastos scriptwriters may have tampered with the presidential autocue.
The New York City Fox affiliate presenter became something of a celebrity last week with his dating advice advice to the station's weatherman.
White House staff fear Obama's rooster crow today for more US money to bail out UN global warming policies could be slammed as mere chickenshit, er...chickenfeed.
"The projected methane footprint from the UN address could be equivalent to all of Al Gore's posturings on human carbon emissions including his hagiographic An Incontinent Spoof movie," a UN Secretariat source commented.
Vice President Joe Bindweed's nickname is convulvulus.