Written by victor nicholas
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Topics: Obesity, Flying, Fat

Saturday, 19 September 2009

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"I did not father that woman's child"

Chicago - A plane filled with guest stars from the Jerry Springer Show and Oprah failed to get off the ground on take-off yesterday at O'Hare Airport.

Normally airlines account for some tubby passengers but count on the law of averages to ensure that the plan is not overloaded.

The combination of nearly morbidly obese trailer park name-calling brawling guests of the Springer show combined with a fatter-than-usual Oprah stopped the 747 in its tracks as it groaned to lift off but let out a sigh and gave up instead.

Springer contestants offered to lend a hand and get out and push but the pilot would have none of it.

A visibly shaken but thankful Oprah shouted "Lets give it for the Piiiiilooooot!!!!"

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