LONDON (ABSNN) - Thirteen MP's were hospitalized Tuesday morning after reading the continuing news about US House member Joe Wilson's upcoming Ethics violation hearings and possible censure for calling President Obama a liar during his House speech earlier this week.
The injuries, some severe, included bilateral inguinal hernias caused by laughing so hard they ruptured themselves, to the loss of two MP's asses when their belly buttons shot off and were lost. Four MP's remain in intensive care, on respirators, because they laughed so fucking hard they lost their breath.
"You must be shitting me!" shouted Liberal MP Muddy Waters. "The man is in trouble for calling the President a wanker? He'd be promoted to Speaker in this body."
"I say, you Yanks have absolutely no sense of decorum. The opposition party has a duty to shout down the executive. Don't you people ever watch Parliament on C-Span?" asked Tory MP John (The Wad) Holmes, grandson of Sherlock.
"And what's with Pelosi acting so flippin shocked over one little remark?" asked Labour MP Indeegodda Divitobaby. "That silly wench lies more than a two-penny whore, and from the podium of the House!"
"We invented parliamentary procedure you swaggering dipshits," said another MP.
Get well cards and wishes are being delivered to the London Osteopathic Hospital where the injured MP's are hospitalized. A fund is also being established for the benefit of Congressman Wilson, should he have to resign and become unemployed.