LOUISTA, KY (ABSNN) - A committee of ten prominent Louista, Kentucky men and women announced the formation of the International Penis Possessors Hall of Fame and will officially begin accepting nominations for the Biggest Dicks of 2009 on September 30, 2009.
"Akron, Ohio has the Football Hall of Fame; Cooperstown, New York has the Baseball Hall of Fame-hell, even a town as crappy as Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Louista, Kentucky ain't got crap to bring in tourists, so we came up with this silly shit, The International Penis Possessors Hall of Fame," said John Phillip Dipshit, a former Chrysler dealer who went out of business shortly after Chrysler went belly-up.
"Already, we've had more Floogle web-hits since we announced our Hall of Fame than in six previous years of jam festivals and watermelon seed spitting contests," gushed Mildred Pearce, who will be the Chief Pecker Checker in the 2009 Big Dick Awards.
Already nominated for Big Dick of 2009 are politicians, Pentecostal preachers, Bargis Tryhol, Prince Charles, Skoob1999, President Barack Obama, Senator Harry Reid, and, surprisingly enough, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
The nominating committee was asked why no Republicans appeared on the list thus far and told assembled reporters, "The Republicans have no dicks any longer."
Point well made.
If you would like to nominate someone for inclusion in The International Penis Possessors Hall of Fame Class of 2009, please make your nomination in TheSpoof.com General Discussion Forum. Your input will be sent to the Louista, Kentucky Chamber of Sexual Congress.