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Monday, 14 September 2009

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"He's A Pimple!"

Hurrying out of Washington today before another 90,000 health care, high taxes crowd could form, President Obama left Joe Biden to handle the mess and Biden did it in grand style.

He reportedly stated that Congressman Joe Wilson was a "pimple on the ass of progress".

Hastily coming forward were several of the VP's own staph trying their best to fall on their sword, each claiming that they had stated it.

However, Joe Biden clearly wanted everyone to know that he, the Vice President himself, had stated it to the whole Obama staph and that that was why so many claimed that they had said it.

"I hate to see Obama's own people claim his own VP's statement", stated Biden, still not knowing that he was making things worse. "That man is a pimple!"

"Finally, someone among the hundred or so news people that was not an Obama supporter, asked "Does that mean you are taking all the credit for the pimple statement, Vice President Biden?"

"Sure!"

"And does that mean that Congressman Joe Wilson is the pimple?"

"Who else?"

"Therefore you are calling President Obama an Ass?"

At this point Joe Biden's eyes left his face a bit and he almost swallowed his tongue trying to say seventeen different things at once.

He finally simply turned and stalked away mumbling, while an aid to the Vice President asked, "What is it about these Joe's? We had the Plumber, Congressman Wilson and now Biden. If I were President Obama, I'd steer clear of anymore Joes."

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