Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Monday, 14 September 2009

In an astonishing and unprecedented occurence in the US House of Representativbes, Rep. Joe Wilson today mooned the Speaker of the House as he stood in the well of the chamber and was being admonished. The move was greeted by gasps and cries of shocked dismay from both the Democratic side of the house and people in the gallery.

The Speaker sat in stunned silence as Rep. Wlilson dropped his pants and underwear. He, then, mooned her. As the cries from the Democatiac side grew louder and they started to shake their fists, those that thought it couldn't get any worse than this in our nations capitol were stunned into silence when Rep John Boehner and Rep Eric Cantor slowly stood up, dropped their pants and underwear and also mooned Speaker Pelosi. The entire Republican delegation taking their cue from the two leaders stood up and did the same. The gallery emptied with people filling the streets in front of the Capitol many of whom wre crying and weeping in shock.

One woman who ran screaming from the scene ran up to an ABC film crew and shouted...."The House of Reresentatives is filled with ass holes" As the TY crew passed nonchalantly her by one of the cameraman was heard to remark....."So this is news?"

It took over an hour for the fracas to die down as Capitol Police escorted the entire Republican delegation from the building. Several members of the delegation were observed discretly holding hands.

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