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Monday, 14 September 2009

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A freak bolt of lightning struck the freak Speaker of the House this morning although witnesses say there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

Pelosi, the victim of many late night shows that claim she cannot blink because of so much botox, was outside her DC residence this morning when her husband, Paul, heard a noise and saw his wife on the ground.

"I thought she was badly injured because of the wild look on her face", stated Paul. "But then I remembered that she always looks like that and she was able to get up and walk around."

A couple of neighbors stated that they saw the whole thing and Pelosi was hit by a lightning bolt.

This had an amazing effect on the House Speaker and after being seen at a DC hospital, has decided to go back to their home in San Francisco, California for a few days of rest.

However, a source at the DC hospital later told one of our reporters that Pelosi was frightened. He immediately told the source that she always looked that way. But the source stated Pelosi had whispered to her husband, Paul, that she had stated that if she had ever openly criticized President George Bush like Senator Wilson did President Obama the other night, may I be struck by lightning."

"She said that she was lucky she hadn't said 'struck dead by lightning'."

The orderly then stated that Ms. Pelosi will probably be alright but the doctor had told her that she had apparently been struck by lightning.

"I sure hope that lady doesn't get anymore botox", stated the orderly. "The lightning had curled her hair some when she was first brought in here and she looked just like the bride of Frankenstein in that old black & white movie."

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